My "people skills" are "rusty"

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lunesence:

i-might-be-a-clutz:

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (8-Bit Version)

THIS NEEDS TO BE THE SOUNDTRACK TO EVERY HANDHELD SYSTEM VIDEO GAME EVER

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Via Wonderland is far from here, Alice


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Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how ya doin’?


Via The flame burned out, but it glows.

I don’t see why people are making fun of the killjoys planking in Glasgow

It was a MCR meet up and some people were messing about and having a laugh. Now I don’t know if the people making fun are being serious or not but just calm down.




  • Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine.
  • Tumblr: Don't cha wish your users were always online.
  • Tumblr: DON'T CHA
  • Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
  • Tumblr: DON'T CHA
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estheral:

Dear Science Bros fandom,

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS!?

Wherein RDJ excitedly announces he and Ruffalo are going to adopt a baby and name it “Bruce Stark” or “Tony Banner” (by extratv)

They can adopt me, I volunteer.


Via I don't think I could be more addictive if I tried

  • teacher: you will be assorted into groups
  • me: oh ok
  • and then i work with the other kid who doesn't talk much and we get to know each other and find out we have similar interests and vow to talk more and then we start texting each other and it becomes the highlight of our days and every friday we go to see that genre of movie we both love and then one day after said movie we get caught in the rain and we can't catch a taxi so we end up having to run to a bus stop but it's raining really hard so they take a newspaper from the side of the street and drape it over our heads and it's shitty and not even working but we're laughing so hard we don't even care and when we finally get to the bus stop we are panting and laughing and wet and then they turn to me and smile and i smile and they take me by the cheeks and murmur some inside joke and we laugh and then we kiss and then eighty years later we're happily married with 2.8 children and all our dreams came true but oh fuck we forgot to hand in our group Science project didn't we.
Via Starved To Death In A Land Of Plenty
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